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Fortunately the Milk review Û 103 Ew York Times bestselling story of time travel and breakfast cereal expertly told by Newbery Medalist and bestselling author Neil Gaiman and illustrated by Skottie Youn. Click here to watch a video review of this book on my channel From Beginning to Bookend A uirky tale of time travelling dinosaurs blood sucking wumpires yes wumpires and enthusiastic pirates made even amusing by an abundance of winsome illustrations

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Fortunately the Milk review Û 103 I bought the milk said my father I walked out of the corner shop and heard a noise like this t h u m m t h u m m I looked up and saw a huge silver disc hovering in the. It was a rainy morning and I felt like reading Neil s new book Fortunately the Milk So I popped on my favourite astronaut t shirt and caught the bus to my local bookstore Snuffin and Kooks I looked high and low for Neil s book but all that was there were stacks of Paranormal Romance as far as I could see Excuse me I said to the nearest droopy eyed sales attendant Do you have Neil Gaiman s new book Fortunately the Milk She rolled her eyes so far back that I thought for a moment she was inspecting her own sinus cavities All the hipsters have already bought out our entire stock she repliedBut how could they Don t they know that I have been a fan of his since the Sandman days before he was cool She gave two ineffectual chews of something So you are one of those hipstersI left in a huff and a grumble mumbling things about prescription lenses and Vampire Weekend being a good band anywayI returned to the bus stop which which was covered unfortunately the covering did not seem to be designed to keep the rain off rather to concentrate the droplets and deposit them upon the head of a waiting passenger I was soon joined by another hopeful passenger an old lady who smelt of wet cardboard and boiled sweets You look down dearie she said and I explained my predicament to her Well I know of a place that sells books I bet they ll have that Neil Armstrong book of yours It s a cafe down the main street there and you go left down the lane with the shoe store on the corner and it s halfway along on the leftDespite knowing that a cafe that sells books would never sell the books I like I decided to investigate due to my boredom and to make an old lady happy I knew the shoe store but not the lane I thought it was next to the kebab shop that was uite obviously a front to an underground bikram yoga class But as I arrived I saw that there was indeed a lane between the two and it had a sign stating that it was Auap Lane It was there that I slipped in the wet and thought that this was too Harry Potter for my likingWhen I came to I was in a dark space with a shrunken man looking a me while holding a candlestick Wee Willy Winkie style Where am I I asked the small manYou re in a pocket dimension How did you get here I don t want them in here he spat at meI was looking for a book Neil Gaiman s new bookIs it paperback or hardcover Cos you ll only find paperbacks in a pocket dimension God what do they teach you kids these daysCalculus But why do you call this place a pocket dimension I askedBecause you see it is a dimension that could fit in your pocket It s essentially a pocket sized dimension it is he explained with a smirk on his faceFortunately this smirk had a half life of about one and a half seconds The loss of smirk corresponded to the rise in volume of clanking footfalls Oh you did it didn t you You ve gone and bought them Well you ll not get that Neal s book from here he scornedNo it s a Neil book not a Neal book I yelled as a group of knights in armour clanked out of the darkness and seized the shrunken man and I Well you d want a briefcase dimension for that kind of thing not a pocket dimension But I guess it s too late nowBy torchlight the ye olde stinky fat covered fire sticks not the battery powered ones they re knights dammit we were led into the inky darkness of the pocket dimension We walked for what may be days but it felt like minutes Wait is that the right way around Well I guess that a pocket dimension has timey wimey issuesEventually we emerged through an archway into the light of day It was a garden a very intricate garden with topiary animals and paths of white gravel Oh no I thought an Alice in Wonderland pastiche by a person who has never read the book and only seen the Disney film But hang on how did I know that having only seen the film and never read the bookOff with his head Oh great it get s cliched But can I plead my case Your MajestyI asked I do not know why I am here and what I have been accused of And by the way I thought you were meant to be a ueenWell as you can see I am a king Clever isn t it No not really Anyhoo you stand accused of writing an overly long pastiche review that by now no one is reading nobody has even chuckled at and now you are destroying the fourth wall Or is it the fifth I ve never been one for architectureGuilty as charged Your Highness I confessed I thought everyone would like it and think I was clever But I guess all it has ended up being is a waste of a morning when I have productive things to do I could have gone to the bookstore instead Hang on that was in the review universe not the real universe Now things are getting sillyIndeed confirmed the King And therefore I sentence you to finish this atrocity of a review as soon as possible without using the waking up from a dream scenario I hate when they do thatWell it would expedite this review if you had a copy of Neil Gaiman s new book Fortunately the Milk that I could read very uickly That would be mighty helpful Your HighnessLuckily I have a copy right here in my ermine cape I was reading it earlier and I found it a uite fine read I did not like the ending though Who d have thought that all that time the milk was the murderer not the train driver AbsurdWell no need to read it now Thanks anyway

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Fortunately the Milk review Û 103 Air above Marshall RoadHullo I said to myself That's not something you see every day And then something odd happenedFind out just how odd things get in this hilarious N. I listened to this on audiobook during a car trip with my oldest boy Oot Age 45We both really enjoyed it Though didn t get to see the illustrations we got to hear Neil himself reading it and he s a very very good narrator If you ve never heard him reading his own stuff you re really missing out

  • Hardcover
  • 113
  • Fortunately the Milk
  • Neil Gaiman
  • English
  • 20 August 2019
  • 9780062224071